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Offline Davesheli

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #480 on: April 08, 2017, 06:32:34 PM »
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That's just not right Phil.... :b0209: :0042v1: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201:

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #481 on: April 08, 2017, 09:49:55 PM »
It’s a little blue, but it gave me a laugh!

A woman is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.

So 15 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!” So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”

On the third day the son comes out and says “MOM, MOM!”

She asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”

The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!”

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #482 on: April 09, 2017, 09:37:56 PM »
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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #483 on: April 25, 2017, 09:38:50 AM »
    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

    When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
    8. Viagra, like a rock!
    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
    3. Viagra, Home of the whopper !
    2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

    And the unanimous number one slogan:  :t1815:

    1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #484 on: April 25, 2017, 02:13:14 PM »
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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #485 on: August 14, 2017, 11:16:40 AM »
RALPH AND EDNA

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
 
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
 
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!
You can do your bit by remembering to send this to an unstable friend... I've done my part. Life is short, drink the good wine first.

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #486 on: August 14, 2017, 03:27:43 PM »
That sound like Juanita and I when we get old....  :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201:

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #487 on: August 14, 2017, 07:38:07 PM »
That was good Randy, thanks for sharing.  :b0201:

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #488 on: August 15, 2017, 12:44:56 AM »
 :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: :b0201: Good one

 

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