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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #480 on: April 08, 2017, 06:32:34 PM »
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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #481 on: April 08, 2017, 09:49:55 PM »
It’s a little blue, but it gave me a laugh!

A woman is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.

So 15 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!” So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”

On the third day the son comes out and says “MOM, MOM!”

She asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”

The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!”

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #482 on: April 09, 2017, 09:37:56 PM »
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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #483 on: April 25, 2017, 09:38:50 AM »
    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

    When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
    8. Viagra, like a rock!
    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
    3. Viagra, Home of the whopper !
    2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

    And the unanimous number one slogan:  :t1815:

    1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs

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Re: The Funny Side
« Reply #484 on: April 25, 2017, 02:13:14 PM »
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